PartyNoob VS Sunky [Regretevator VS LooneyDude]
(tn by jamie, he made the matchup so yeah thats for that)
“Party rock is in the house tonight." - LMFAO
PartyNoob, the happy-go-lucky resident of the Regretevator
Sunky, the absurd, yet heroic hedgehog of chaos
The life of the party. It’s something many live for. Whether it’s a small party at your house, or a big event in Vegas. Everyone can have some time to let loose and enjoy a night out. For these two naive, comedic parodies from weird worlds, partying is not only a way of life. But their life in general.
Only one can come out in this untitled battle, will PartyNoob gift their opponent defeat? Or will Sunky render his foes’ winning chances sunk
Before I Start...
Both characters here have simple media lists thankfully. So this will be brief. PartyNoob will be using, of course, the main game published to Roblox. As well as any creator statements found on yuec’s tumblr. Sunky is just as simple. Using the comics and games made by LooneyDude, the original creator of Sunky.
Background
PartyNoob
"im so so excited for this party i have for tomorrow, and the day after, and the day after that."
In the year 1949. A photograph was taken, one that tried to explain a supernatural phenomenon, to this day. No one knew exactly what it was. Pictures spanned decades apart, until one day, date unknown, one image surfaced. One of what seemed to be an elevator… With that said, those lucky enough to find it would step foot inside the Regretevator! A surreal elevator of never ending proportions, with plenty of faces. From a feline alien conqueror, to a mentally broken dream parasite, to Peter Griffin himself! The Regretevator is the ultimate trip across weird and wacky floors of varying size and theme. Each more “what the fuck” than the last!
Residing in a subway station, lies two humanoids… or Robloxians. Pest, the half-beetle scrap collector. And of course, PartyNoob! Not much is known about Poob’s past life, but they’re a frequent rider of the Regretevator, always coming in when it stops by to share their partying experiences and whimsical charm… and that's all she wrote Poob is. Certainly the thing ever.
Sunky
In the world of Mobius. Both humans and anthropomorphic animals co-exist, though, one animal stood above them all. Not for power, not for speed, but plain, sheer cartoonish shenanigans. The blue blur, Sunky. Sunky normally spends his time taking a stroll across the land. Occasionally, finding the occasional foe- er. friend. Sunky doesn’t have foes. One friend in particular is always there to face Sunky, the great Dr. Robotnik! Despite his attempts to actually kill Sunky at points. Sunky still sees him as a good friend.
…dude these guys have like no lore to make a backstory i swear to god
Intelligence and Skill
PartyNoob
Poob is… what the fuck do I even say? Poob doesn't exactly show signs of being above average in anything except throwing parties. Parties could get violent though, you never know.
Sunky
Sunky, despite lacking social awareness. Is shown to be somewhat skilled in dangerous situations. With him and Robitnik being implied to be doing this for a good while. In other forms, he’s capable of defeating Dr. Robotnik as Super Sunky, and able to hunt down all his friends for a good old fashioned dance party. He also made a new Death Egg after some missiles broke the old one. How kind of him.
Equipment
PartyNoob
Party Blower
Fun accessory normally. But it can be used to kill someone with enough blowing power.
Gift
Poob always carries presents on them. They can even heal damage!
Sunky
Radish
Sunky 2 is a Mario 2 parody, so of course he has some to chuck at foes.
Bomb
It blows up. What else do you want to know? (ignore the low quality i recorded this myself sorry)
POW Block
A block with, you guessed it. “POW” written on it. It acts as a full screen wipe, killing all enemies on screen.
Milk and Cereal
Cereal and milk!
Dance Party Helper
A mysterious drink that Sunky consumed to become Sunky.MPEG (see forms)
Super Emerdoods
A collection of seven precious gems that Sunky uses to become Super Sunky (see forms). Though he does give them back to their original owner after defeating Robotnik
Special Stage Portal
Sunky has access to a portal that took Amy to… this place.
Powers and Abilities
PartyNoob
Spirit Protector
(okay this image was a lot less fitting than i initially thought)
If Poob is in the elevator during the floor “Happy Home Party”, they will leave the elevator and join the party in the small house. Normally, a meteor would strike, destroying the house and causing a meteor shower. But when Poob is present, the meteor shower never happens. And players can find this sign. Now, why is this? We have confirmation to why!
While Poob isn’t aware of this help. It’s been stated that they are protected by the spirit that possesses MR. A consistent statement, too. Statements also regard that someone is constantly looking and hunting for Poob, yet the spirit will always be protecting him.
Due to MR being stated to not be alive, as in a normal, albeit creepy rock. It's likely the spirit is the one giving it all it's supernatural powers, which include:
Technology Manipulation: MR is capable of flickering the lights in the elevator at random
Fire Manipulation: After the lights are out, through unknown means, MR lights a random NPC on fire. Except for Poob, of course.
Possession: Being a spirit that's controlling an inanimate rock. It should be capable of controlling other objects, potentially even people.
Meteor Shower Creation: Since the spirit stops the meteor shower. It’s likely that it is the cause of the meteors in the first place.
Sunky
Body Control
While Sunky hasn't shown the ability to spindash like his inspiration. He has shown the ability to stretch his body in cartoonish ways. Whether it be his jaw, arms, or legs
Passive… whatever you’d call this?
Look I have no clue what to call this but. Sometimes obstacles just. Go around Sunky? Just look at the gif. Though I’ll note it isn’t completely consistent, as Sunky can still be killed by obstacles
Forms
PartyNoob
Clown
Average poob fan ngl ngl
Sunky
Sunky.MPEG
A parody of everyone’s favorite RED victim! From drinking some Dance Party Helper, Sunky became evil and scary, wanting to give his friends an eternal dance party. In this form, Sunky gains a slew of new abilities.
wait exe stomps red?
Teleportation: Self-explanatory
Flight: Sunky.MPEG is capable of flying, using this ability to chase his friends in a much more scary way
Fire Manipulation: In the first level of Sunky.MPEG, he was able to cause a forest fire through unknown means
Broadway Force: Despite his victims being terrified by his presence, Sunky can still get them to dance alongside him
Telekinesis: Sunky can telekinetically move milk and cereal to feed his friends
Super Sunky
When using the powers of The Chaos Emerdoods, Sunky can become, well, Super Sunky. On top of obviously being stronger and faster than before. He gains a couple new abilities
Flight: The first thing we see Sunky do in this form is fly into space
Transmutation: After defeating The Egg Crusher. Sunky turned it into an animal cage
Invulnerability: Super Sunky seems to be invulnerable, doing contact damage to the Egg Crusher
Feats
PartyNoob
Overall
Stated that they could survive a zombie apocalypse. Hypothetically, of course.
Appears in Block Tales (large island scaling???)
Power
Speed
Can tag the player with his party blower, and overall is comparable to them (See scaling, again.)
Durability
Can survive getting slapped by the player (once again, see scaling)
Can survive explosions from a C4 and being shot with the Anti Voomba Mechanism (its just a revolver)
Sunky
Overall
Defeated Dr. Robotnik on multiple occasions
Won a court case against Dr. Robotnik
Created his own Death Egg after the old one broke
Took out Amy, Cream, and Silly with milk and cereal
Literally such a fucking nice guy
Power
Destroyed a robot ant with a simple kick (Seen above)
Speed
Takes a nice stroll throughout levels
Durability
Survived getting thrown into a tree
Comparable to Robotnik, who survived the Death Egg crashing on his house (30.67 Tons of TNT)
Scaling
PartyNoob
The Player + Other NPCs
Due to Poob’s ability to one-shot the player. They should be comparable to those who can regularly harm the player, but not one-shot. As well as those who cannot harm the player at all.
All NPCs can survive the aforementioned C4 and revolver
Gnarpy is implied to survive crash landing their ship (6.35 - 16.31 Kilotons of TNT)
The player can survive and outpace meteors (473.91 - 584.49 Kilotons of TNT, Mach 58.3)
Sebastian Solace from Pressure?!?!?!?!
Nah im kidding. Yes, Sebastian appears in Regretevator, but there’s nothing implying it’s canon to Pressure. Then again Pressure is like wall level so it wouldn’t add much.
Sunky
There's nothing… that warrants its own section
Weaknesses
PartyNoob
Starting with the obvious, Poob is incredibly pacifistic, and has never shown any violent tendencies unless provoked. Even then, it takes ten slaps to provoke them, so it’s not like they’re gonna instantly jump into a bloodlust. Poob is also stated to have trauma from the constant slapping, and could break down at any time, leaving them open. Poob also has arachnophobia.
Sunky
Sunky, despite his immense cartoonish power. Is not much of a fighter. While he has dealt with the occasional threat, most of it was defeated with a simple tap. Either that or he just hugs it out.
Verdict
(Poob fan footage by @your_local_enby and @givemeheal)
(Sunky fan footage by @Yan-fu9dx)
Stats
Starting with simpler ends. Both Poob and Sunky have fairly simple wall level ends. With Poob surviving C4 explosions and revolver shots, and Sunky knocking over the robot ant and surviving various cartoonish slapstick. So at these lower ends, both are comparable.
Though when we get into feats with actual values. There’s a clear cut winner. Sunky’s 30 Tons of TNT through scaling to Robotnik is quickly dwarfed by the consistent town level feats in Regretevator. With Gnarpy’s crash landing reaching 6 Kilotons of TNT at a lowball, and the player surviving meteor impacts worth at most 584 Kilotons of TNT. A minimum difference of 207 times.
Speed is surprisingly, a bit debatable. Regretevator verse’s big AP feat doubles as a speed feat, as the player can greatly outpace the meteors they can tank. With meteors reaching speeds up to Mach 58, Poob isn’t doing too bad. Sunky is a bit weird though. Remember the EggMobile feat? Yeah, you could argue those to be actual, scientific lasers that move at light speed. That would easily put Sunky far beyond Poob in speed. But with no further context as to what the beam is. I decided against this.
Overall, Poob has the capability to scale to those who have survived far more than what Sunky and his peer’s have tanked. And unless you give generous assumptions, Sunky isn’t keeping up, either.
Abilities and Arsenal
Starting with raw arsenal, while Sunky is obviously far more varied, bombs, AOE via POW Block, items to go into his stronger forms, it's likely that he’d overwhelm Poob. Though, Poob does have a way to heal himself with his presents. With all the tools he has, Sunky surprisingly has no similar option.
For abilities, Sunky also holds a clear edge. With elasticity and his weird obstacle negation. His forms also give him some new quirks, with broadway force to potentially incapacitate Poob. As well as some more minor things like his fire manipulation and telekinesis. Capped off with some more mobility with flight and teleportation, Sunky should easily take this category on the surface…
…then there’s the spirit.
Yeah no uh. Whatever the thing protecting Poob is. It’s likely it can and will deal with Sunky very easily. While technology manipulation won’t do much, since Sunky has no tech. Everything else is a nigh-instant wincon. While we don’t know how the spirit starts fires. It’s likely through some form of durability negation. Possession could also work as a durability bypassing win condition. And lastly, the meteors the spirit supposedly creates could easily one shot Sunky, given the energy they’ve been calculated to have. Super Sunky’s potential invulnerability is a bit iffy, but given that the meteors are far more powerful than anything in the Sunky verse. It’s possible that they could harm him, even in this state.
In short, Sunky has far more equipment and natural abilities. But Poob has just ONE thing that Sunky pretty much cannot counter.
Other Factors
This category belongs to the blue blur. Simple as that. Poob has shown no real experience fighting or doing… really anything outside of partying. While Sunky isn’t a master fighter, he has at least shown the ability to succeed in dangerous situations when he needs to.
Conclusion
PartyNoob
“gotta set up here, bai bai frens!”
Advantages:
Takes the stat trinity very handily
Superior defensive options via healing gifts
The spirit protector lets Poob deal with Sunky without even fighting him
Disadvantages:
Lacks any real abilities
Regretevator fandom bad (every fandom is bad it came free with your fucking internet)
Sunky
Advantages:
Better and more combat applicable arsenal
Wider array of abilities, especially with his forms
More experienced in combat and dangerous scenarios
Broadway Force could incapacitate Poob
Could be faster with generous interpretations…
Disadvantages:
Loses in the stat trinity hard
No way to heal from injuries
Vulnerable to many of the spirit’s abilities
But he’s still too weak to do any harm
FNF fandom bad (every fandom is bad it came free with your fucking internet)
Yeah why would these goobers fight? No clue, they probably wouldn’t. But with Poob’s superior strength and speed. As well as their mysterious protector. Sunky was ultimately too slow to nab this win… i need to do better ending lines this and the last one sucked-
THE WINNER IS PARTYNOOB
Next is freddy vs cthulhu hopefully. I wanted it to be a Christmas special but its not looking likely. Maybe before the new year.
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